Running in the woods this morn a Labrador tried to bite me..A F*****G
LABRADOR!!! I then fell and bust my head on a tree and slipped down a bank and wrenched my back on a bunch of knotty roots. Is this because I'm a 50 year old stumblebum struggling around a pathetic distance men half my age would whip around on thier tippy toes? Should i content myself with one of those motorised chairs that sits up by itself, tartan slippers, a bowl of Werthers originals and the warm, distant memories of erections that could break furniture? Contributions invited by gentlemen of a certain age!
LABRADOR!!! I then fell and bust my head on a tree and slipped down a bank and wrenched my back on a bunch of knotty roots. Is this because I'm a 50 year old stumblebum struggling around a pathetic distance men half my age would whip around on thier tippy toes? Should i content myself with one of those motorised chairs that sits up by itself, tartan slippers, a bowl of Werthers originals and the warm, distant memories of erections that could break furniture? Contributions invited by gentlemen of a certain age!
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